Grimm and Grisly

Hänsel und Gretel

The campaign picks up in the forest where the castle should be, but it isn’t there. Rasario wanders off to go find another deer to turn into a Nazi zombie while everyone else figures out a way to get to the nearest town. They decide to get there by having Simon fly and carry a small box that everyone could jump out of hammer space from. They get to the town, and Rasario decides to sell himself in order to earn some money. He ends up earning more than the town can provide, so they end up getting free rooms at the inn and free meals. After everyone settles down, they go
to sleep and are then sent back to their original homes in 4744. Everyone went about their daily
business and went to sleep like normal. As they were sleeping, they were taken back to a place quite similar to that of Snow White. Rasario wanders off with his deer and finds a trail; the others soon follow. The deer starts eating pieces of what looks like bread that are laid out on the trail. They eventually find a house that seems to be made of candy. An old woman is outside, tending to a garden. Simon immediately asks where the children are. The old woman won’t tell them, but they end up hearing the boy singing from within the house. They go into the house and find a young boy and girl trapped in a cage. Ce^2^fradla warps the cage open and the children rush out. The witch tries to send them back into the cage, but it doesn’t work. Most of the party fights the witch, but Rasario fights with the boy. The party ends up killing the witch, and after she dies, the boy flies off. Rasario raises the witch as a Nazi Zombie version of herself, and the party goes to follow the boy. The boy flew to his house and ends up setting the house on fire with his parents trapped inside. He goes to save his father, but he leaves his mother inside the house to die. Nev was able to knock out one of the walls, and Rasario carried the mother out. When they were clear of the house, the boy saw that his mother had made it out alive and set her on fire, still in Rasario’s arms.

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Schneewittchen

Rasario, Ce 2 fradla, and Nikola begin in the woods just outside of Salem, Mass. They had previously removed Matthew Hopkins, the lead witch hunter, from Salem. They return with their guide, Turin, to the Indian village they had stayed at before. During their sleep, they were transported yet again to another time and place. This time, they were in the middle of medieval England.

They end up in a forest and encounter a woodsman, Iorek, in service to Queen Nevjijleojc, who reigned after the Kings untimely death. The queen had sent Iorek on a quite unusual task: take her daughter out into the woods, kill her, cut out her heart, and take it back to the queen. Iorek had let the little girl go, but could not return without a heart. Iorek, of course, was not to tell anyone of the task assigned to him. After he explained himself to the new arrivals, he killed a deer, but, of course, it did not stay dead thanks to Rasario. The recently killed deer was now a Nazi zombie deer, complete with a white Hitler-styled mustache and a Nazi collar.

The group travels on to the castle so Iorek can present the heart to Queen Nevjijleojic. She takes the heart, puts it in a jar, and then places the jar on a mantle behind her throne. While discussing a reward for helping Iorek, Rasario decides to take a stab at seducing the queen for his “reward.” As the pair head up to her private rooms and leave the rest behind, Prince Simon from the neighboring kingdom bursts in through the doors and demands to be informed on the situation with Princess Snow White.

Prince Simon accuses the queen of having Princess Snow White murdered and moves to attack. Everyone jumps in to fight against Simon and Iorek eventually stops battle by cancelling out gravity; only Iorek, Nikola, and Rasario are able to stay on the ground. Prince Simon continues to accuse the queen of her wrongdoing, and eventually Iorek turns on her as well and tells her that he did not kill Snow White. Iorek then swears to kill Queen Nevjijleojic. He and Simon attack the Queen. Rasario defends the queen, but only because he has her seduced. Nikola attempts to intimidate the fighters to stop battle again; it works, but not on Iorek or Rasario. The three continue battle until Rasario and Iorek end up staring into the abyss and going mad, unabel to fight any longer.

Fighting has stopped, but nothing is finished. There’s still the matter of Rasario’s “reward.” He further seduces the queen and convinces her to forget about Snow White being the fairest of the land. As they turn to head up to the queen’s quarters, the enchantment on the area breaks, and the people trapped in the story were set free of their roles.

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